Oh Santa Dear, how lovely to hear from you but I must apologise for the waste of the pink fruit.   Are you certain that there isn't another possible victim recipient of said item?

Although our secret garden is almost at the top of a hill, our postman has it sussed as his delivery route is always downhill. I would hope that your elves will find that downhill is much easier, wouldn't want them to tire themselves out at Christmastime *grin*

Will they have far to travel?

Please don't trouble too much on my account, I'm certain that you have excellent taste!

Hil (being really good, though there's always room for a lump of coal on our log-burner)