Ah, Amos...my friend is a lawyer (as is my wife), admitted to full practice in Indiana (state and federal courts), admitted to practice before the United State Supreme Court, and an Associate Dean of Law at an ABA-approved law school. She received her JD from the University of Notre Dame, her Master's from the University of Oregon, and her bachelor's degree from Creighton. She is also ABD in American History and owns a dachshund named "Huey."

I really don't think Mary would perjure herself in court, and I can PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have been nowhere near San Diego since I had dinner with you and you wife.

YOU, on the other hand, have a perfect hideout AND a SEEMINGLY air-tight alibi. But a little stage make-up, the tiniest bit of acting ability, a water pistol painted all black...come to think of it, you wouldn't need the grease paint or the acting....