What about subway? You can choose from (processed!) meats,cheese, salads and several different types of bread...toasted and non toasted. Mrs V and I go sometimes when we are back in civilisation. jOhn...do you still work in the curry shop? You could start a nice line in cold Bhuna and pakora butties.

Don't people call them "Sarnies" anymore? I do....perhaps it's just me. I don't know what they call them up here.

In subway they have a sort of formula. 3 slices of this, 3 slices of that. Never seen any old wimmin in one though. Lots of blokes with different accents and some young ladies with varying degree of bosom showing.

But the best sarnie ever come from Orkney. A big poppy seed roll, filled to the brim with (local) prawn and marie rose sauce and salad. £ 1.80...Can't beat that! Eaten overlooking Kirkwall bay with seals swimming, sea trout and salmon leaping and ferries to the North isles coming and going.

Donuel, arn't these the "Hells grannies"?