Maybe you'd like one of the Anne Frank drums instead..........

Actually, while I dislike the commercialism, its also true I have no religious belief so.........For me what Christmas has is an element of romance and familial love accompanied by some wonderful traditions which may vary from family to family. Life is short and I'm not allowing Debbie Dildo to fuck up the little time I have left here!

Its about family and friends, hearth and home. If you want to include dildos, handcuffs, and anal vibrators.....Merry Christmas to you! Who cares?


Spaw