A new report is in on 2012 Earth changes:

The Earth's magnetic field will reverse polarity in 2012. What will happen when the Earth reverses polarity is that everybody's gender will flip too. All the men will become women, all the women will become men. (Though Elton John and a few other individuals will remain...ummm...well, a bit ambiguous.)

Should be interesting. But we'll all have to go out and buy a new wardrobe. Hmmm. Well, it should benefit the economy, I suppose.

Now I'm trying to imagine Bobert as a "womanz". Sheesh. This is a really tough one to contemplate.