"...nobody can drive 815 miles without peeing in his pants."

I can....but the minute I get OUT of the car, I will probably fail to make the 50 feet to the toilet! I can sit still for an amazing length of time...even drinking beer, but I pay for it!
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"...we'll all have to go out and buy a new wardrobe"

naawwww...just a huge trading session!