He's got eyes like battling dogs bollocks...was a favourite of a good friend. My mum used to say, "They think their shit don't stink". In the 70's calling someone, Mazda= thick. (Cos Mazda lamps stay brighter longer...so said the advert) In the 80's a "Slaphead"= thick, sort of chavish (they hadn't been invented then but...) You know when you slap yer head and go Doooh! He's got his thumb up his arse! (Slow) And (truthfully not by me) "Eh you, fishbox fanny". To certain girls.