LOL! As if I care about your spurious and frivolous charges! (rolling on the floor here...) Get thee to a monastery, man, and subject thyself to severe penance, hairshirts, and self-flaggelation until thou soberest up. Confront thine own multifarious iniquities and shortcomings first, I say, an' thou wouldst be less-inclined to hurl these barbs at thy betters.