Deponent demonstrates an inability to grasp the nature of his offenses and further manifests contempt of court; he is not answerable for his own irresponsibility, and is remanded to the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed for the rest of his mortal days.

While it pains this court to sentence harshly one who is so clearly beyond the pale of normal social responsibility, it cannot be avoided in view of the heinous disregard for the social fabric which he has shown in fraudulently counterfeiting the most highly respected forum environment, oblivious to its long-established reputation, its well-earned repute for acuity and grace, and its honored place in the society of threads.   As such, it is clear that the defendant is sociopathic and possibly even narcissistic, leaving this court no choice but to impose a firm sentence upon him for the good of society.


A