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Thread #24111   Message #277748
Posted By: Bernard
14-Aug-00 - 06:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: All time classic jokes
Subject: RE: BS: All time classic jokes
QUASIMODO'S STAND-IN (part 2)

Undaunted, the dwarf's twin brother began his attempt, emulating Quasimodo's performance to the best of his ability. Unfortunately, he, too, misjudged a swing, and his face smacked into the side of a bell, rendering him unconscious. He, too, lost his grip on the rope, and fell to his death 100 feet below, alongside his deceased brother.

A crowd gathered around the hapless corpses, and a concerned voice piped up: 'Who is he?' Does anyone know him?'

A second voice ventured: 'I don't know… but he's a dead ringer for the other!'