I'll moider da bum." - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

I'm philosophically opposed to grounding straps on the grounds that many powers originate with sparks of electricity. Sure, sparks are annoying, but there's a slippery slope; first grounding straps become acceptable, then people start avoiding catwalks spanning big vats of chemicals, then someone enacts legislation restricting radiation sources within population centers...do you see where I'm going here? Stop the madness.
-Greg Plesur

A boy (Shane) can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley