Aw, FC, just when I was about to tell you that I was the premier earwig-wrangler in 1st grade! When other kids ran away and called then "pincher bugs", I brought in helpful books with whole article about then, and urged them that the correct term was "earwig", NOT "pincher bug"! Mr. Intellectual at 7 years old!

BTW you should see then roaches in Japan where we were! Big palmetto bug lookin' thangs. I used to keep a tally of how many I single-handedly squelched..