"A conclusion is the place you go when you are tired of thinking".

"Many of the things you can count don't count. Many of the things you can't count really count."- Albert Einstein

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." - Oscar Wilde

If everything else fails through denial, try eliminating climate change by chanting the verse below:
"Heinasirkka, Heinasirkka, menetaala hiiteen." ("Grasshopper, Grasshopper, go to Hell!") - St Urho (who drove the grasshoppers out of Finland by chanting this phrase)