Amos, mon vieux. You'd best lay down for a while now. Take your meds like a good boy, okay?

Bobert has posted here on MOAB several times. Make a game of seeing if you can find them.

As for converting number in base 34 to base 10, it's quite simple. You could probably even do it, but it DOES involve mathematics and I don't want you to get a headache. Just know that I take a number in base 34 (say, the number AMOS) and convert it to decimal (419,316) just as you'd convert any number from one base to another.