Well, sheet fire...

Here I come in an got this PM mean mouthin' me as this bigass bullshitter and never stickin' my head in this joint (cough) and the PM has this very retarded video of some very retarded puppets singin' about pot??? Like what's that all about???

I mean, ya'll know that I only come 'round this joint (cough) 'bout every 10 thousand posts 'er so and see if I can hit the big zeros but they rigged... Amos has some kinda ball game there and has it rigged so that only he can get the zeros...

(And you thought the puppets were retarded, Boberdz???)

So, I stick my head in here and it's 'bout the same as lst time and the time after that and after that one, too... Meanwhile, there's an all night "I Love Lucy" thing on Channel 397 fir those of you who get satilite TV but ya'll rather sit around with a bunch of stoned out puppets??? And you, LH, outta be ashamed of yerself... You could be out meditatin' on rocks and important stuff but no... You got hang out with the rest of these retards and these wacked out puppets??? Like what is that all about??? What, youy can't get Channel 397??? No, maybe you don't like Lucy??? That it??? Come on... Out with it... The truth will set you free... Heck, you got the hots fir Sarah Palin and even make up stories about havin' her cell phone but then a real hottie is on all night on Channel 397 and you and yer sidekick, Amos, hanging with the cotton an' button stoners...

Plus, their weed ain't even all that great... All that coughin' they're doing ain't 'cause it's good... It's 'cause someone came in an ' stole the bud and left the stems and seeds... So here ya'll are... Sittin' round smokin' stems 'n seeds with Howdy Doody and Clarabell and missing Lucy??? What is that all about??? Oh yeah, I know... You're just tryin' to get to 40K so I'll have somethin' to do with my life fir a day 'er two tryin' to hit the biggie... Well, forget it... I done hit the biggie allready... Me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule turned this thread backwards... Ha!!! Don't mess with Texas... Next thing ya' know Khany Kandu will be back and Jimmy Carter will be president and it will be all ya'll's fault...

(Thems wouldn't be all that bad, Boberdz...)

Well, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now an' then... Okay, other than those tow possible positive outcomes of mounds of bullshit the rest of it don't compare to Lucy and Ethel...

Opps... Commercial is over...

See ya'll in the funny papers 'er when ya'll get that BS up into the high 39's... Know what I mean??? Good... We really don't have to have this talk again fir a while, do we???

BTW, Happy Columbus Day and don't forget...

...the earth ain't exactly round...

Bobert