"Corporate Bastards from 'The Royal Bank of We've Got All Yer Money Up Here in Scotland Yaboooo Sucks'"

That's very mild indeed for these obscene individuals and their unbelievable greed and arrogance - in fact, I can barely think of words strong enough to describe them (but will try, if pushed).

BTW, Amazingly, I haven't heard the new SOH yet. Must try harder! Oooh, wonder if Santa has any copies!!!!!