Whoo-Hoo! Love that Kipling, and when it's read by Shatner it's just...just...ineffable.

Say, I thought of one more verse for the Alamo song. A coda to wrap things up:

Now the Alamo stands as proof of all that I've said
It will stand there forever to honor the glorious dead
But no one remembers the brave little pig and no one remembers the goose
Where's the honor in that? Where's the justice? And what's the excuse?

Hey--up! Santa Ana, they drove off your soldiers below
And the rest of Texas should know
How they fought for the Alamo!