Tam, for giggles you should join in with the re-Imagined village thread's silly made up stories we do there - a surreal mash-up of English culture. As an immigrant you would fit in perfectly! I think you should be the re-Iv's resident female equivalent of Dr. John. I see you with a top hat, mojo stick & wild woman coat. Or something, make up your alter ego and walk in out of the cold...

Don't worry, I have got all my own share of hangover today. And well deserved it is too.. :-/