The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #125567 Message #2781999
Posted By: Ross Campbell
06-Dec-09 - 07:51 AM
Thread Name: Smiles for Theresa Tooley
Subject: RE: Smiles for Theresa Tooley
Just a wee song to raise the musicality quotient. Written by Theresa's Shellback colleague and our mutual friend Mr Ron Baxter, ostensibly for local hairdresser, ukelele maestro and humourous song-writer Richard Grothusen (a.k.a. The Amazing Dick) but pinched by me to raise my quotient of sly songs. The tune I use is more or less "The Garden Where the Praties Grow"/ "The Soor Milk Cairt".
A Gross Mistake Ron Baxter Tune trad. arr. Ross Campbell
I was working down the barber's on a "Tony Curtis" crop, When an auld lad, about eighty-four, shuffled in the shop; I said "I'll not be long, sir!", but for a cut he hadn't come; He said "I'd like a word wi' you - and in private, son!"
"You remember Friday evening, the last time you cut ma hair? Just as I was leaving, you said 'One moment, sir! Anything for the week-end?' and I said 'I think I ought to have a few of they Johnny things - so a gross from you I bought!'"
I said, "Indeed!", I remembered him, for that many I rarely sell; He frowned as he continued, for things hadn't turned out well; "Although a hundred and forty-four from you I thought I'd bought - I'm sorry, son, but you've diddled me, and I find I'm a packet short!"
"Oh!" I said "I'm really sorry, sir, you can have another pack - Or if you would prefer it, you can have a refund back!" He said "No, never mind, lad - but I'll tell ye as a friend To be more careful in future – (spoken) for you spoiled a great week-end!"