This is indeed shaping up to be the most exciting night of my life! A Tee-GORF! All my life I've dreamt of winning one. I knew that my tenuous grip on reality gave me a fighting chance, but I didn't dare to hope that I'd actually win "the Big One". Whoo-Hoo! If we get enough of them bonfires lit, it may panic NORAD. They'll think that Al Queda has struck and scramble all their fighters and stuff. This could get not just hysterical, but historical before it's finished.