Well, don't get me wrong 'cause I loves the LH like a brother but the bonfire hasn't quite worked out all that good... Mr. Wilson's barn burned to the ground and we still have three of hogs unaccounted fir... A couple of them don't much matter but Lester has won the Page County 4H Fair fir the last 6 years a'runnin' and ain't yer standard bacon... No sir, 'er mam... Lester is da' man... Well, not da' man exactly but the head hog in the county... And as luck, or lack thereof, would have it Lester shouldn't have been in that barn at all last night... Lester has his own crib with TV and all but...

...well, 'cause of the recent storms the satalite TV was out in Lester's barn and so Mr. Wilson figured that it would be okay if Les hung out with his other hogs until the Direct TV folks got here today to fix the sumabich... So here I been up all night ridin' 'round the holler yellin' Lester out the car window while I should be home keepin' an eye on this gol dangfed fire that is still burnin' strong... Might of fact, it also jumped to a dead locust where tyhe red squirrels live and so that tree is on fire, too... The squirrls have beat feet but looks as if that tree is about to fall into the P-Vine's prized azalea bed...

Hmmmmmmm????

So, ahhhhh, next time one of these things comes along, ya'll just PM Little Hawk with yer congrates and leave my poor ol boney hillbilly butt outta it, thank you...

Yeah, amybe WYSuzie is right... A foundation would be alot easier than chasing hogs, displacin' flyin' squirrels and burnin' up azaleas...

B~