He's more to be slighted than censored,
A terrible waste of a man,
He smells like raccoon and he sleeps until noon,
And he only drinks when he can.
OF women he swears he's had many,
But they both say he wasn't much fun
Being sozzled on brew,
He was too drunk to screw,
And hepassed out while lying on one.
He's a wastrel, a ne'erdowell dingle,
A pimple on the bum of man kind,
So if comes your way
Just dismiss him and say
"Go back to Blind River, you swine."

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