Tut, tut, my good sir. I am merely waving the red flag at the bull, as I think you well know, and I am most gratified by your response. By all means, continue to regale us with your exquisitely crafted metaphorial ballads and your stunning mastery of scansion, rythm, and plot. As a matter of fact, I think you should start doing what WAV has been doing for years and post them all over the Internet on every possible site, blog, and forum, not just in this little hidey-hole of ours here. You could become a household word if you were to persist in that endeavour, and you would soon have a mailbox full of fan mail (plus a little hate mail, probably) and you would be besieged by groupie girls who would hide in the hedges and tap on your windows at night.

What is holding you back?