Ayn Rand...the perfect mate for Jesse Helms. Sort of like Conrad Black and Barbara Amiel (they're Canadian)...he's filthy rich and she's a very smart and very good looking right winger with a penchant for journalism and expensive jewelry. Conrad Black owns most of the printed media in Canada. Think of him as our version of Darth Vader.

Conrad actually lives in England now, and probably has secret ambitions to be King one day...for that matter, Barbara would make an unforgettable queen as well.

Some Canadiana for you to chew over.