Most kind of you Ms JennieG. What I would like is itemized below:

1. A blue ribbon with a gold center decoration.

2. You mentioned cash? Yes. As much as possible would be good. I do not wish to seem ungrateful or unappreciative by turning away good money, so give generously.

3. Tangible recognition? Well, how about a visit from Winona Ryder? I would accept a tangible visit from Winona Ryder at any time. My Tenuous Grip On Reality mental filters tell me there that is always a slight possibility of it happening, so now would appear to be the appropriate time to bring that possibility to fruition, as it were. The guest room and jacuzzi are standing ready as I speak. (Chongo is in Chicago right now, so we'll have the place all to ourselves. Well, except for the Dachshund, of course.)