As kids we used to sing: Gawd 'elp us, Gawd 'eld us, It's f***ing Christmas, Shite presents and Crap TV, Gawd 'elp us! The regular words of Gaudete were savagely chanted by us third years (11-12), arms linked as we marched across the school field with the sole intent of terrorising first and second years. Ah, the sweet delights of a folky childhood!