"Surely you've heard the old joke:

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, the friend's cat discovers Roys new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy goes ballistic. The friend, feeling very bad, has a dilemma: he has two cats. One of the cats enters the room at that moment. The friend then asks: Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"


PARODY SONG LYRICS

Pardon me, roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
oh they looked real fine,
and I'm glad they werent mine...

how you afford, that little cat who chewed your new shoes
hope it doesnt repeat
while they're still on your feet

it chewed nike, and some fila, and my sandals to crap,
it chewed the tongue, the soles, the laces and it mangled the strap
hope it don't repeat this on my new adidas
cause I gotta leave for Carolina

when the puss was left alone, I knew what she'd do
but what I didn't know that was she also would chew..
gave her food and litter,
I guess she just got bitter
and said baby, there you are..

she doesnt like the taste of boots or leather on her face
I find she's such a picky eater now she's gonna die
just wait till I get home
so ,the cat who chewed my new shoes, wait till I get home
so ,the cat who chewed my new shoes, wait till I get home

Pardon me, roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
oh they looked real fine,
and I'm glad they werent mine...


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Parody Song Lyrics Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes