Well, sheet fire...

Looks as I've missed out on all the fun here but, hey, let's get real here fir just one danged minute...

Hey, if God Hisseff wanted us to be queers then he woulda but that in ther Bible somewhere... You know, like "Thou shalt be be queers"... Right???

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But he didn't so let's take up this proposed law about killin' queers... Where is that law anyway??? Alabam is my first guess but might as well be in some Afercan country, I donno... If the folks in Alabama wanta kill the queers, hey, I'd say that the queers oughtta not wait fir that law to take effect.... Heck, no... They oughtta go where folks loves queers, like Washington, D.C.... Seems every time ya' turn around there's some Congressman who been caught in one of them wide stance situations and so let the Alabama queers go up there... Right???

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What else??? Oh, yeah... Families... I heard there is this joint in D.C. where "The Family" hangs out and they trade girlfirends and boyfriends like they was baseball cards... See ehat I mean??? The wierd thing about The Family is that they is all behind killin' queers... But then word on the street is that these folks will take a poke at anything with a pulse... What is that??? Sopunds lot like queers to me...

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Lastly and finally... I been havin' these thoughts about all these commonists who want to take away my guns and make my kids marry queers and I reckon if yer gonna kill the queers then ya' might as well just go ahead and kill these commonists while yer at it 'er they'll sho nuff grow you another batch of queers and then you'll have to start all over... Right???

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And lastly, maybe we shouldn't even worry so much about queers since they really is just people who the commonists turned into wide stancers... Maybe we should just kill the commonists... Then we wouldn't have to worry about them makin' new queers and takin' our guns away... Yeah, that's a much better ideaz...

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Get 'er done,

Rufus Tompkins