Well, as a member of The Tenuous Grip on Reality Foundation's board of misdirectors, I can tell you that Little Hawk's TGORF award is both premature and overdue. It's overdue in the sense that, for many years, thousands of people have known him to be crazier than a shit-house rat. But it's premature in the sense that he's probably not yet as crazy as he's gonna be. But if TGORF were to wait too long to honor Little Hawk, his grip on reality may become totally nonexistent, in which case he would no longer be eligible for the award.

It's an award that exists on a slippery slope. The TGORF selection committee tries to honor people who seem to be just on the verge of stepping on the proverbial banana peel, and we believe Little Hawk's foot is on the downward arc.