I think smoking causes so many illnesses, McGrath, (cancer included) that if you wrote them all down it would fill a scroll from here to China. It's an idiotic practice. It hurts your health, makes you age faster, and makes everything you own stink. I've been an anti-smoker all my life. No animal is stupid enough to deliberately inhale smoke (except for this one chimpanzee in a zoo somewhere....I've seen him smoking on Youtube). Only human beings would do something so unnatural to themselves. There's nothing good I can think of to say about it.

However, I also have some ideas on cancer that might strike you as...unconventional. Don't get me started. ;-) I don't have time for it.