Actually, there's no monetary award, but there are a few gifts associated with the TGORF award. Some of them can be quite valuable. It's just a matter of finding the right sucker on e-Bay.

Little Hawk should soon be receiving the following:

A genuine stuffed shithouse rat from the Taxidermy studios of Howard Yonk! (That's him in the picture. Howie's in the running for next year's TGORF award.)

The key to a 1981 Dodge van that doesn't run anymore, but which its current owner, Tim, swears has a quarter-ounce of good pot somewhere in it. He just can't remember exactly where he hid it back in 1988. (Tim's also in the running for next year's TGORF award.)

An autographed picture of Freddie Ziolkowski, a genuine New York City wino who has freshly vomitted on himself and passed out. (Freddie's not in the running for next year's TGORF award. His grip on reality went from tenuous to non-existent about 800 gallons of MD 20-20 ago.)