Perhaps there is a song or verse potential in this...let's see...

"I am hurling because of curling" - no, too disrespectful.

"Asleep on the ice; ain't that nice" - some potential, maybe.

"Watch me zoom with my broom" - no, too witchy, and 'zoom' gives the wrong impression.

"A slow slip toward world domination" - well, I dunno.

Anyone else have thoughts?