Firecat--love it! How 'bout I Have a Little List (Of Folks Who Won't Be Missed). I always think of that one when the flamers hit Mudcat! It's tradition whenever the Mikado is performed, to insert specific words (people) to fit that town/audience. It can be hilarious if you can hear all the words.

And Spaw...

I have never met a person
with a really first class mind who wasted
his or her time on opera...James Michener