I know, I know...I've been so secretive you are probably wondering if you HAVE a Santa!

Well, you do. And the New Knighted Snakes Postal Disservice (slanderously referred to as "Snail Mail") will be pressed into service tomorrow at the latest. Their up-to-the-minute fleet footed fleet of elvish minions will have this package to you post haste!

You are quite welcome to open it when it arrives...or save it to savor on The Day itself.

Please let me know when it arrives.

Happy Christmas!