I `ad that Sid Kipper in my cab once. `e `adn`t `ad time to take `is make up off and he still looked like a very convincing pensioner but a bit out of puff from running.
I said, "What`s up Sid? You look like you just done a `alf marathon"
`e said, "Too true Jim. I`ve just come away from that Traditions Club"
I said, "`owdit go then? Alright?"
`e said, "The audience was with us all the way but we shook `em off at the station!!"

Whaddam I like??