"Blonde vs Blonde"

This blonde was driving down an old country road
when she spots another blonde in a wheat field
rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the
road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she
stands at the side of the road to watch the woman
for a while.

When she could not stand it any more she called
out to the blonde in the field. "Why are you rowing
a boat in the middle of the field?"

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds,
"Because it is an ocean of wheat."

The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious.
She yells at the blonde in the field. "It is dumb blondes
like you that give the rest of us a bad name."

The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders
and began rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself
and shook her fist at blonde in the field yelling, "If I
could swim, I would come out there and kick your tail!"