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Thread #125881   Message #2791337
Posted By: Little Hawk
18-Dec-09 - 12:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: Jesus Guns Down Santa!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus Guns Down Santa!!!
I see what you mean, SINSULL. Still, Jesus transcends the barriers of time, right? And Jesus in America has simply GOT to wield some kind of heavy firepower in the form of a good ol' American gun, dontcha think? The shotgun sounds perfect to me.

If you wanted to go Biblical, though, either a sling (a la David and Goliath) or a bloodstained broadsword would do the trick.

I think adding a dead Rudolph on the hood of the pickup is a brilliant touch, and I can't wait to see photos.