How about a tableau featuring a tattooed Christ in an octagon ring putting a submission hold on a bloodied Santa Claus while a looped recording of Joe Rogan plays repeatedly praising His ju jitsu and wondering why Claus didn't keep the action in a stand up game where his mighty left hook could have won the match. I could picture a robotic Bruce Buffer wearing a halo and wings, raising Christ's arm in victory while somebody jams a Tap Out cap on his head.