I saw Jesus killing Sante Claus
    On a lawn near a 'fornia Christmas tree last night.
    Dads and Moms they all freaked
    As they went outside to peek
    And, rednecks were all tucked up
    In their pick-ups fast asleep.

    Then, I saw Rudolph sprawled out on a hood
    And Santa shooting wild in old west rage
    Now, God's son held a gun
    A NRA sticker on his bum
    As Arnie in his mansion was caroling in his sleep

    I saw Jesus shoot'in Santa Claus
    On a lawn near a 'fornia Xmas Tree last night.
    Dads and Moms they kinda freaked
    As the kids looked out to peek;
    And, the rednecks were all tucked up
    In their pick-ups fast asleep
   
    Then, I heard carolers singing out aloud
    For Gods sake Ron, won't you "take it down"
    And, Ron 'plied it was art,
    and he didn't give a fart
    "Cause Santa's magic's fucked up
    By the big department stores

   I dreamed Arnie saved old Sante Clause
   Runn'in over God in Hummer rage
   What a joy it would have been
   If we only I had seen
   California's take on Sante Clause last night