The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2792260
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
19-Dec-09 - 04:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, hand me down my Moab thread
Hand me down my Moab thread
Hand me down my Moab thread
It's where I want to rest my head
Dear Mom she has been a friend to me

Well, I got drunk and thrown in jail
I got drunk and thrown in jail
I got drunk and thrown in jail
Mom she came and posted bail
Dear Mom she has been a friend to me

Lost my job, and lost my home
Lost my job, and lost my home
Lost my job, and lost my home
Mom she cosigned for a loan
Dear Mom she has been a friend to me

Well, I got sued and took to court
I got sued and took to court
I got sued and took to court
Mom hired a lawyer. What a sport!
Dear Mom she has been a friend to me

Well, I found out I could not pee
I found out I could not pee
I found out I could not pee
Mom she gave me a kidney
Dear Mom she has been a friend to me

Well, hand me down my Moab thread
Hand me down my Moab thread
Hand me down my Moab thread
It's where I want to rest my head
Dear Mom she has been a friend to me

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