If Little Hawk and Pseudolus can post those awful jokes, I am posting this to represent the half of humanity on the other side of the bed...

... Figuratively speaking. *BG*

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A new two-year degree is being offered at the community college that many of you should be interested in:

"Becoming a Real Man"

That's right, in just six semesters, you too can be a real man AND earn an MA degree (Male Arts) as well.

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Semester One:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
Plus one elective (see below)

Semester Two:
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am.
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
Plus Two electives (see below)

Semester Three:
ECON 101A What's Hers Is Hers
ECON 101B What's His Is Hers
ECON 101C What's Theirs Is Hers
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

Semester Four:
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What WAS Yours is Hers Too
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

Semester Five:
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

Semester Six:
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her


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I wanted the 101 spot for this! ::Pout::

~*sirepseh*~