I just want to clear up one thing. Chongo was NOT conceived and born in Canada. He was conceived and born in west central Africa (exact location uncertain). It is also untrue that Chongo, when elected, plans to establish death panels to do away with people who use the specist term "poopflinger". They will not be exterminated, they will simply be fined and then beaten severely with a rubber hose to teach them a good lesson!

That was 2 things, wasn't it? Okay, so I'm not perfect. Sue me.