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Thread #24111 Message #279392
Posted By: hesperis
17-Aug-00 - 01:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: All time classic jokes
Subject: RE: BS: All time classic jokes
Oh, shheeeeshh! I just remembered my ALL-TIME favorite funny story. Must-post, must-read! (I'm going to have to find a clean joke now, or my rep will be in the gutter... Along with my mind...)
This is the story of Coyote Dick
(From 'Women Who Run With The Wolves' by Clarissa Pinkola Estés.)
Once upon a time there was Coyote Dick, and he was both the smartest and the dumbest creature you could ever hope to meet. He was always hungry for something, and always playing tricks on people to get what he wanted, and any other time he was always sleeping.
Well, one day while Coyote Dick was sleeping, his penis got really bored and decided to leave Coyote and have an adventure on its own. So the penis disattached itself from Coyote Dick and ran down the road. Actually it hopped down the road, having just one leg and all.
So it hopped and it hopped, and it was having a good time and it hopped off the road and out into the woods, where---Oh no!---it hopped right into a grove of stinging nettles. "Ouch!" it cried. "Ow, ow, ow!" it screetched. "Help! Help!"
The sound of all this crying woke Coyote Dick, and when he reached down to start his heart with the accustomed crank, it was gone! Coyote Dick ran down the road holding himself between the legs, and finally came upon his penis in the worst trouble you can imagine. Gently, Coyote Dick lifted his adventurous penis out of the nettles, patted him and soothed him down, and put him back where he belonged.
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Well, the real ending of this story is the moral.
The moral is - I don' know if I can write this here, it's really bad!
The moral is - damn, I'm laghing too hard to type it!
The moral is that those nettles, even once Coyote Dick got out of them, made his cock itch like crazy forever after.
And that is why men are always sliding up to women, and wanting to rub up against them with that "I'm so itchy" look in their eyes. You know, that universal cock has been itching ever since the first time it ever ran away.