Little Hawk, the "quandering" joke has been independently conceived by 125,431,986 individuals, each of whom was under the impression it was a brilliant and totally original idea. In fact, it's such an obvious and easy conceit that it's the smug adolescent humor equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel. In fact, during the time it has taken me to type this message, three new people have derived the same joke, each thinking he's the first to ever think of it.