The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #125723   Message #2794459
Posted By: Little Hawk
22-Dec-09 - 02:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Palin v. Gore...
Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
Chongo has an absolutely profound respect for "dames", Ebarnacle. He has always been a perfect gentleman around women. Matter of fact, he pretty much worships the ground they walk on...still he won't let himself be henpecked or pushed around by the object of his worship either. He is as chivalrous as can be, but he's no wimp or pushover! This is a good combination of characteristics for a male. He exemplifies all of those masculine qualities ascribed to the noble heros in women's romance novels...aside from the fact that he's not 6 feet tall with chiseled acquiline features that look like Rex Morgan or Paul Newman or Viggo Mortensen. His dentition is every bit as good as Scharzenneggers. Maybe better, because he doesn't have that unsightly gap between the 2 front teeth like Ahnold does.

Unfortunately there is no original birth certificate. Chongo's folks were not literate, they were bush apes. Nobody had I.D. in his family back then.