Thats because "virus riddled homosexual practice" describes your view of homosexuals, and as you have said, this is something that you abhor.

The rest of us (including Smedley, who by the way is pretty well informed on the subject of homosexual practice) see this phrase for what it is - utterly preposterous.

And the only way you can cope is to suggest verbal fisticuffs.

As if to remind us that there ain't no gayness in you ... no sirree ... you're the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild west!!

You're so manly!