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How 'bout them scruffaws, ain't they a some stuff?
Out in them woods just a fawin' that scruf!
Fawin' that fat scruf, fawin' that skinny,
Don't matter if they got a lotta scruf er hardly any!
Look at them scruffaws, ain't they a sight?
Fawin' that scruf in the middle of the night!
Fawin' in the mornin' and a fawin' come noon,
Fawin' all the time, it's enough to make ya swoon!
Ya wanna be a scruffaw? Take this advice and gnaw it,
Get yerself some scruf an' hunker down an' faw it!

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