Yo, Shane,

Hold on there, son... I got some good news fir ya'... Ya' see, Washington, D.C., you know, where the USA capitol is, voted 8 years ago to make the stuff legal and now that Bush, you know, that president who started all them wars, is gone the new president, you know, that skinny black guy on the TV, says that's it's okay in his book if D.C. goes ahead and legalizes it, too... Any of that confuse you, son??? Well, it did me, too... Lemme put it another way... Don't move in with Amos jus' to get some weed when you might be able to move in with beardedbruce, take the Metro and get all the weed you want...

What, you don't like beardedbruce??? Hey, don't listen to stuffy ol' Little Hawk... Beardedbruce ain't a bad guy once you get to know him... Okay, he's a tad on the misdirected side but, hey, look around you, son...

Okay, if you really don't like beardedbruce then maybe you could move into BillD's basement... He's got alot of cool machines down there which I'm sufre are alot of fun when you get all smoked and he ain't half as misdirected as beardedbruce...

But now if ya' just can't wait then maybe Amos is a good temp-fix fir ya'... Plus, it's warm out there and all the girls look like Miss February but better 'cause they ain't got staples in their bellies...

Ahhhhhh, lastly, Shane-o... I'd never call you a retread 'er anything else that is suggestive of round rubber things.... You can take that to the bank...

B~