This was so awful, I had to share it!
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An APB has been posted by Israeli police seeking Joseph Schwartz, a career criminal, on charges of looting in the port city of Haifa. The suspect is described as the son of a Spanish ex-nun and a German father. Among other jobs, he sometimes plays the piccolo in orchestras, and occasionally works as a farmhand. In other words... he is a:

"Haifa lootin', flutin' Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe..."

enjoy!
judy