See, that's what is wrong with America... You know, takin' a bong off ebay... I mean, geeze... Bongs are better fir yer lungs that rollin' papers... Heck, they oughtta sell bongs in health food stores...

Me??? I gotta some medical stuff I found many years ago during one of my svagenging expeditions in an old abandoned warehouse for the Medical College of Virginia... All it needed were a few rubber stoppers with holes drilled in 'um and this thing is like the bong to beat all bongs... You can use ice water in it and don't much matter, you ain't goin' go coughin' out yer innards... Okay, maybe not Lebanese hash which is very tricky under any circumstance... Gotta portion taht stuff no matter how ya' smoke it 'cause that stuff can put a hurt on ya'...

B~